morning:
horny
mid morning:
horny
afternoon:
horny
early afternoon:
horny
late afternoon:
horny
evening:
horny
night:
horny
late night:
horny
shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself
did u just censor e in the word heck
You’re d*mn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven
(via kill-the-tears-not-yourself)
Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
(via stormafter)
i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella
he said “i’m nutelling you”
(Source: drunk-tattoo, via wtfisthisfor)
A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.
Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an excused absence.
(via thatswhatdiegosaid)
