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meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

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goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

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disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

(Source: metallics, via poisonandwinesince1995)

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jon-snow:

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a founding father

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grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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